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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Another Whipped Coworker

I had an amusing conversation with a coworker. He arrived 3 hours late.

FSK: Where were you?
Coworker: I was taking my dog to the vet.
FSK: Are you married?
C: Yes.
FSK: Does your wife work?
C: No.
FSK: Why didn't your wife take your dog to the vet?
C: ... (cheap excuses)
FSK: You have a job and your wife doesn't. She should take the dog to the vet. It cost your salary times 3 hours, for you to take the dog to the vet. (Actually, he stayed late to make up the hours. However, he has a side-business that he couldn't work on.)
C: You have an unrealistic assumption about how marriage works. I have to do whatever my wife orders me to do.
FSK: You're an idiot.
C: You're an idiot.

Several people have said this. "If you want to get married and stay married, then you have to do whatever your wife orders you to do." That is ridiculous. This is a clearcut beta attitude.

If you're a true leader, there's little benefit to getting married. State divorce law is very biased against men. Therefore, only betas get married. If you're a strong parasite/psychopath, then you can seduce women without offering marriage.

If you aren't married, and your girlfriend starts nagging you or refusing to do stuff, then you can dump her. Once you're married, there's a huge divorce cost.

If you're married, and your wife refuses to do her part, then you are SOL.

I'm pretty sure my attitude was reasonable, "Your stay-at-home wife should take the dog to the vet." I was pretty surprised that I couldn't make my coworker understand. Given taxes and other costs, it doesn't make economic sense for both partners to work. However, your wife still has to do her fair share.

I'm surprised that many people have said "If you want to get married, you have to accept that your wife will abuse you." Even if you find an intelligent, honest, and hardworking wife, she might be corrupted by marriage, because divorce law is ridiculously biased in her favor.


Anonymous said...

Do you think heterosexuality is a ploy designed to con men?

Do you think "you are not a real man if you can't get a girlfriend" is just evil peer pressure?

Is sex over-rated?

FSK said...

Marriage is a ploy designed to con men.

Actually, homosexuality is a mental illness. People get angry when I say that. That proves it's an important subject.

Anonymous said...

Why Men Have Dogs: from Jim Sinclair -
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
13.. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14.. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

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