tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2182962435875556601.post1089020750076872372..comments2023-09-24T08:04:06.909-04:00Comments on FSK's Guide to Reality: Another Whipped CoworkerFSKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11903396202330950362noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2182962435875556601.post-1515537769528848632011-06-21T01:17:23.415-04:002011-06-21T01:17:23.415-04:00Why Men Have Dogs: from Jim Sinclair -
1. The late...Why Men Have Dogs: from Jim Sinclair -<br />1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. <br />2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. <br />3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. <br />4. A dog’s parents never visit. <br />5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. <br />6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day. <br />7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. <br />8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" <br />9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. <br />10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. <br />11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting. <br />13.. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.<br />And last, but not least:<br />14.. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2182962435875556601.post-5829639625367906922011-06-19T18:12:45.564-04:002011-06-19T18:12:45.564-04:00Do you think heterosexuality is a ploy designed to...Do you think heterosexuality is a ploy designed to con men?<br /><br />Do you think "you are not a real man if you can't get a girlfriend" is just evil peer pressure?<br /><br />Is sex over-rated?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com