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Sunday, July 13, 2008

An Honest Newscast

Imagine I was doing a news broadcast, what would I cover?

In politics, a group of people spoke some lies and propaganda. Some people pretended to believe them, other people didn't believe them, and some didn't care at all. Some arbitrary laws were passed that infringe on your rights.

In business, a group of people printed more money and handed it to themselves. Some people were lobbying for laws to protect them from competition. Others received outright State subsidies.

In international affairs, several groups of people were ordered to kill each other.

In show business, some movies were released to distract people from issues of real political importance. Celebrities' personal struggles are highlighted for discussion and debate.

In sports, a group of people wearing one uniform beat another group of people wearing another uniform.


Mike said...

In religious news, large groups surrendered their will to a privileged class, and continued devoting themselves to shunning "infidels", "heretics" and "outsiders".

barry b said...


LMAO...It's nice to see you haven't lost your sense of humor. I think the ability to see what is going on in the world (more objectively than most) places you in a position to laugh a little harder. Anyway that was pretty good, maybe you should do these more often - how about a FSK weekly reality satire of "what really happened" laterzz

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