tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2182962435875556601.post9190384248272112036..comments2023-09-24T08:04:06.909-04:00Comments on FSK's Guide to Reality: Homicidal RampageFSKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11903396202330950362noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2182962435875556601.post-21292969437973906932010-08-12T18:48:33.401-04:002010-08-12T18:48:33.401-04:00"Last Friday, Mark Hurd was fired from his jo..."Last Friday, Mark Hurd was fired from his job. He retrieved a gun hidden in his desk and went on a homicidal rampage, killing 8 of HP's board members."<br /><br />Wow really, it sounds too good to be true really.<br /><br />"Actually, that isn't what happened."<br /><br />I knew it. Don't tease me like that man.Scottnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2182962435875556601.post-23947671707113335142010-08-12T16:25:53.960-04:002010-08-12T16:25:53.960-04:00Many years ago I started a new job. At the intervi...Many years ago I started a new job. At the interview I asked my prospective manager who their clients where. He told me that was confidential. The recruitment agency involved told me the company was working on a really cool software product, but he couldn't tell me at that time as it was confidential. I already had a decent, stable job and so only wanted to move to this job if it was stable.<br /><br />After I started the job, I found out that the cool software product didn't exist. In fact the cool software was only a 3rd party component (that the company hadn't even purchased yet) wrapped up in a simple Windows frame control!<br /><br />Another manager said the company was about to go bankrupt because they had written no software yet and had no clients! So I was lied to during the interview.<br /><br />Anyway I ignored the negativity and worked hard. Eventually a big company noticed the software and paid the company about half a million dollars to develop the software I had written further.<br /><br />Once the big money was in off the back of my work, my manager hired some friends of friends. The friends got far higher salaries than mine, despite the fact they only had jobs off the back of my work! The managers made sure they got a cut of the recruitment fees.<br /><br />The newly hired clowns were given non-jobs and what work they did was either pointless or junk.<br /><br />Eventually the manager clowns wanted another fix of recruitment fees and so I was fired so another one of their friends could be hired.<br /><br />After losing my job, I phoned up a recruitment agency who found it very funny that I had lost my job!<br /><br />The clowns left behind in the company went on to get more and more money as they managed to get a big company to buy them out. One of them told me years later they would have been all fired, but the company was very large and so failed to notice they weren't doing anything.<br /><br />Lying and being lazy pays off. Working hard does not.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2182962435875556601.post-72996181960449646412010-08-12T13:42:35.593-04:002010-08-12T13:42:35.593-04:00>I have no plans to kill anyone (and probably w...>I have no plans to kill anyone (and probably won't). <br /><br />"Probably"????? Come on, FSK. We all know you're as gentle as a flock of kittens and, like all good agorists, abhor violence.dionysusalhttp://www.angelfire.com/theforce/dionysus/noreply@blogger.com